by G. Jack Urso
Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine
expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids, it struck their tiny
raft
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost.
—
Land of
the Lost Theme Song Lyrics Seasons 1 & 2
Season 1 & 2 opening credits and theme.
In the judgement
of many, Land of the Lost is Sid and
Marty Krofft’s standout achievement. While a children’s Saturday morning TV
program, the show introduced such heavy concepts as a closed-universe, relative
time, and alternate dimensions. These are standard sci-fi plot conventions now,
but new and innovative for the 1970s. While the special effects and stop-motion
animation pales in comparison to today’s digital effects, it nonetheless
represented a significant investment for a children's show at the time. Aeolus
13 Umbra has set up a YouTube channel dedicated to the Land of the Lost.
Episode descriptions for the complete series are provided at the end of this
article.
The premise is
deceptively simple. As noted in the opening lyrics, a family out exploring is
caught in a natural disaster and find themselves stranded in a mysterious land,
but it’s more complicated than that. The Land
of the Lost is an alternate universe — a closed parallel dimension from
which there is no escape. If you try to walk or sail out, you’ll only find
yourself going in circles. Climb the highest mountain and use powerful
binoculars to look what’s on the other side of the Lost Valley, and you’ll only
see the back of your heads (episode 16, “Hurricane”). These were big concepts
for kids in the mid-1970s, but the show didn’t dumb-down its ideas.
There are forty-three
total episodes which ran in three seasons from 1974 to 1976. The first season
is tightly scripted and probably the best of the three. The writers included
such talent as David Gerrold and D.C. Fontana, who both wrote episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series and The Animated Series; Walter Koenig,
Ensign Chekov from Star Trek: TOS,
who also wrote an episode for Star Trek:
TAS; and more noted sci-fi luminaries such as Ben Bova, Larry Niven, and
Norman Spinrad. Theodore Sturgeon contributed a second season script and Harlan
Ellison wrote an episode that, unfortunately, was never produced.
While the show
is credited to the Krofft’s, the basic storyline was largely the creation of
David Gerrold. According to a July 1999 interview with the website Pop Apostle, Gerrold reported that the Krofft’s
idea was little more than the title and a series of images, including “a
waterfall, a jungle, a giant bee, Tarzan, dinosaurs, [and] monkey people.”
Gerrold kept
some of the Krofft’s suggestions, discarded others, and added the core
characters. “I created the idea that the Land
of the Lost was a separate dimension, I created the characters of Will,
Holly, and Marshall, added the lost city and the Sleestak,” according to
Gerrold.
The Kroffts
hired Gerrold as the show’s story editor and called for a total of 17 scripts to
be produced. I’m not sure the Kroffts had plans for more than that. The last
first season episode, “Circle,” which involves a time paradox that both sends
the Marshalls home and back to where the series picks up in the first episode,
makes for a good resolution to the series. Further, other Krofft productions,
such as H.R. Puffnstuff (1969), The Bugaloos (1970-72), and Lidsville (1972-1973), all had runs of
17 episodes each, so I’m inclined to believe that’s all the Kroffts had planned
for and Land of the Lost’s success was
not fully anticipated.
Nevertheless,
Gerrold, who served as story editor, bolts at the end of the first season in
frustration at the show's directors rewriting the scripts. With Gerrold also
went most of the previously mentioned notable sci-fi talent. Story editing
chores were turned over to Dick Morgan and Tom Swale, both of whom also
contributed scripts (particularly Morgan), and the series continued on fairly
respectably. By the third season, however, they disappeared as well along with
the show’s adult lead, Spencer Milligan, who played the father Rick Marshall.
Milligan left due to a salary dispute and because the actors were not being paid
for the use of their images on merchandise — a situation that would not be
tolerated today, but one on which the Kroffts at the time capitalized.
The quality of
show dropped in the third season, and I can remember as a child that after the
first few episodes I lost interest. The introduction of Uncle Jack to replace
Rick Marshall seemed forced and sloppy, even to a 12-year-old. Putting on a
show of this sort was not cheap, and only got more expensive to produce in each
successive season. While the Krofft’s penny-pinching may seem to be
“responsible” fiscal management, it deprived them of some of the best TV sci-fi
writing talent — ever — and gutted the show in the third season.
In retrospect,
the best thing about Land of the Lost
is that not all the mysteries are explained. We never learn who created it. We
never learn how the pylons and skylons work — we know what they do, but not
how. Who was “the repairman?” Did the Pakuni and the Sleestak come from Earth’s
past, or were they genetically engineered by whoever created the Land of the
Lost? What were the Sleestak like at the height of their civilization? We never
learn the answer to these questions. If the show was written today, a whole
detailed backstory would be created, but by keeping some elements of the story
a mystery the show is then liberated to more freely introduced ideas, even
seemingly contradictory ones, and keeping a potentially limited scenario from
getting bogged down in its own mythos.
Sid and Marty
Krofft revisited the concept in 1991-1992 for twenty-six episodes when they
revamped the series for a new generation. The visual and stop-motion special
effects were limited, repetitious, and derided by viewers when compared to the
original series. The writing was inferior to that of Gerrold and his
colleagues, and they dispensed with key elements of the mythos, such as
eliminating the Marshalls and Enik from the story, and weakened other elements,
such as the Sleestak. A feature film starring Will Ferrell was produced in 2009
and took a humorous approach to the material. Derided by both critics and fans,
it failed at the box office and the less said about it, the better.
Today, Land of the Lost still maintains a
healthy Baby Boomer fan base, but as time goes by it will likely be regarded more
and more as a “quaint” effort with cheesy special effects. Indeed, the effects
today could be bested by any 12-year-old with a laptop. While modern technology
also allows us to see these episodes virtually any time we want, something is
lost in that translation. Although I have the entire series on DVD, when the
show turned up Saturday mornings on a retro-TV channel, I found myself tuning
in, eating a bowl of cereal, and wondering what next week’s episode would be
like. In doing so, I find that the Land
of the Lost has yet another time-altering power — the ability to send its
fans back into the past to a moment when they were young and for 30 minutes
their imaginations ran wild.
When I look all around
I can't believe the things I've found
Now I need to find my way
I'm lost . . . I'm lost . . . find me
Living in the Land of the Lost
Living in the Land of the Lost
— Closing
Theme Lyrics Seasons 1 & 2
The rockin’ Season 1 & 2 end credits theme!
LAND OF THE LOST Episode GUide
Descriptions by G. Jack Urso.
Cast (left to right): Wesley Eure as
Will Marshall; Kathy Coleman as Holly Marshall,
and Spencer Milligan as Rick
Marshall.
Season 1 (1974)
Season1 Opening Credits and the rockin’ Season 1 End Credits!
Episode 1: Cha-Ka |
Airdate: September 7, 1974 | Writer: David Gerrold
The Marshall family falls into the
Land of the Lost and encounter a human-like primate named Cha-Ka.
Episode 2: The Sleestak
God | Airdate: September 14, 1974 | Writer: David
Gerrold
Enter the Sleestaks.
Episode 3: Dopey | Airdate: September 21, 1974 | Writer: Margaret
Armen
Turning a young dinosaur into a pet
proves more challenging than anticipated.
Episode 4: Downstream | Airdate: September 28, 1974 | Writer: Larry
Niven
People from other times co-exist
alongside the Marshalls, including a Confederate soldier.
Episode 5: Tag-Team | Airdate: October
5, 1974 | Writer: Norman Spinrad
A battle between a tyrannosaur and an
allosaur forces the Marshalls and the Pakuni to work together.
Episode 6: The Stranger | Airdate: October
12, 1974 | Writer: Walter Koenig
The Marshalls meet Enik, a Sleestak
from the future who has the knowledge to help the Marshalls return to their own
time.
Episode 7: Album | Airdate: October 19, 1974 | Writer: Dick Morgan
The Sleestak hypnotize Will and
Holly to see an illusion their deceased mother.
Episode 8: Skylons | Airdate: October
26, 1974 | Writer: Dick Morgan
When Will and Holly explore a pylon
and accidently unleash storms, it’s the skylons to the rescue.
Episode 9: The Hole | Airdate: November 2, 1974 | Writer: Wina
Sturgeon
Rick Marshall and an outcast
Sleestak must work together or die!
Episode 10: The Paku Who
Came to Dinner| Airdate: November 9, 1974 | Writer: Barry Blitzer
Holly attracts the Pakuni with
perfume — and a tyrannosaur.
Episode 11: The Search | Airdate: November 16, 1974 | Writer: Ben Bova
Will can either save his father or
return home to his own time, but not both.
Episode 12: The Possession | November
23, 1974 | Writer: David Gerrold
A mysterious life-form uses a pylon
to control Cha-Ka and Holly.
Episode 13: Follow That Dinosaur |
Airdate: November 30, 1974 | Writer: Dick Morgan
Will and Holly find a diary that
may help them get out of the Land of the Lost.
Episode 14: Stone Soup | Airdate:
December 7, 1974 | Writer: Joyce Perry
A drought forces the Marshalls and
Pakuni to cooperate to survive.
Episode 15: Elsewhen |
Airdate: December 14, 1974 | Writer: D.C. Fontana
Holly encounters her future self.
Episode 16: Hurricane | Airdate:
December 21, 1974 | Writers: David Gerrold and Larry Niven
An Earth astronaut enters the Land
of the Lost, which causes a hurricane.
Episode 17: Circle | Airdate: December 28, 1974 | Writers: Larry Niven
and David Gerrold
Enik discovers
that the Marshalls can only leave the Land of the Lost if they are replaced
with versions of themselves from an earlier point in time. Enik helps them
escape and parallel time versions of the Marshalls appear as they did at the
beginning of the series, to start their adventures all over again. The paradox:
The only way to escape the Land of the Lost is to never leave it. [This episode
was meant to be the series last episode, but it was renewed.]
Season 2 (1975)
Episode 1: Tar Pit |
Airdate: September 6, 1975 | Writer: Margaret
Armen
Dopey gets stuck in a tarpit and
the Marshalls work frantically to save him.
Episode 2: The Zarn |
Airdate: September 13, 1975 | Writer: Dick
Morgan
The Marshalls find an alien ship in
the Mist Marsh, and a woman Rick once knew.
Episode 3: Fair Trade | Airdate: September 20, 1975 | Writer: Bill
Keenan
When Rick is caught in a Sleestak
trap, Will and Holly must seek help from Enik.
Episode 4: One of Our
Pylons is Missing | Airdate: September 27,
1975 | Writer: Bill Keenan
A missing pylon leads to the
discovery of a massive power generator underneath the Land of the Lost.
Episode 5: The Test |
Airdate: October 4, 1975 | Writer: Tom Swale
Cha-Ka comes of age in a Pakuni
ritual.
Episode 6: Gravity Storm | Airdate: October 11, 1975 | Writer: Dick Morgan
The Zarn’s ship's gravity drive plays
havoc with the Land of the Lost.
Episode 7: The Longest Day | Airdate: October 18, 1975 | Writer: Joyce Perry
The Sleestak blame the Marshalls when
a pylon malfunctions and the Sun stops moving.
Episode 8: The Pylon
Express | Airdate: October 25, 1975 |
Writer: Theodore Sturgeon
The Marshalls discover a pylon
connected to Earth, but the portals move too quickly for them to find their way
home.
Episode 9: A Nice Day | Airdate: November 1, 1975 | Writer: Dick
Morgan
Rick and Will seek help from the
Pakuni when Holly is poisoned by a plant.
Episode 10: Baby Sitter | Airdate: November 8, 1975 | Writer: Bill Keenan
Holly and Cha-ka encounter the Zarn;
Cha-ka learns to be brave.
Episode 11: The Musician | Airdate: November 15, 1975 | Writers: Dick
Morgan and Tom Swale
While exploring an ancient temple
near the Lost City, the Marshalls and Cha-Ka find a mysterious ring and
encounter “the Builder.”
Episode 12: Split
Personality | Airdate: November 22, 1975 | Writer: Dick Morgan
Earthquakes create a time shift and
the Marshalls encounter alternate versions of themselves.
Episode 13: Blackout | Airdate: November 29, 1975 | Writers: Donald F.
Glut and Dick Morgan
The nocturnal Sleestak use a portal
to keep the sun from rising; Rick and Enik go to the Library of Skulls to find
out how to set things right.
SEASON 3 (1976)
Season 3 opening credits theme lyrics reflect the absence of father Rick Marshall.
Season 3 Opening Credits and Season 3 End Credits changed
to reflect the absence of father Rick Marshall.
Episode 1: After-Shock | Airdate: September 11, 1976 | Writer: Jon
Kubichan
When an earthquake hits the Land of
the Lost, Rick Marshall accidently falls through a temporal portal and Will and
Holly's Uncle Jack, who was looking for them, enters and takes his place.
Episode 2: Survival Kit |
Airdate: September 18, 1976 | Writer: Sam Roeca
When Holly gets sick, Jack must
bargain for medicine stolen from them by the barbarian Malak (Richard Kiel).
Episode 3: The Orb |
Airdate: September 25, 1976 | Writer: Jon Kubichan
When a pylon turns Will invisible,
Enik, captured by the Sleestak, compels him to use his new-found ability to
retrieve a sacred orb and trade it with the Sleestak for his release.
Episode 4: Repairman |
Airdate: October 2, 1976 | Writer: Jon Kubichan
When the Sleestak again mess with
the sun pylon, a “repairman” appears to fix things — with the Marshalls’ help.
Episode 5: Medusa |
Airdate: October 9, 1976 | Writer: Greg Strangis
Holly finds a garden filled with
statues and am unusual woman who keeps her from going home.
Episode 6: Cornered | Airdate: October 16, 1976 | Writer: Sam Roeca
When a fire-breathing dimetrodon wounds
Will, Jack, Holly, and Cha-Ka must work together to rid the valley of the
menace.
Episode 7: Flying Dutchman | Airdate: October 23, 1976 | Writer: John Cutts
The captain of a mysterious sailing
ship says he can return the Marshalls home, but he has an ulterior motive.
Episode 8: Hot-Air Artist |
Airdate: October 30, 1976 | Writer: Jon Kubichan
“Colonel" Roscoe T. Post, a
showman from 1920, arrives by hot-air balloon to the Land of the Lost. While his
craft offers the Marshalls a way home, the Colonel has his own plans.
Episode 9: Abominable
Snowman | Airdate: November 6, 1976 | Writer: Sam Roeca
The Yeti-like Tapa captures Holly’s
pet unicorn.
Episode 10: Timestop | Airdate: November 13, 1976 | Writer: Tom Swale
The Tapa, the Pakuni name for the
Land of the Lost's resident Abominable Snowman, captures Holly’s pet unicorn.
Episode 12: Ancient Guardian
| Airdate: November 20, 1976 | Writer: Peter Germano
The Marshalls inadvertently set
loose a monster from the mountains, earning the wrath of the Sleestak.
Episode 13: Scarab |
Airdate: November 27, 1976 | Writer: Ian Martin
After being bitten by a beetle, Cha-Ka
becomes hostile, steals the Skull of Wisdom, and leaves the Marshalls to get
the blame.
Episode 14: Medicine Man |
Airdate: December 4, 1976 | Writer: Jon Kubichan
From the old American West come
Lone Wolf of the Nez Perce and Captain Diggs of the U.S. Cavalry. The Marshalls
must convince them to work together if they want to survive in the Land of the
Lost.
Season 3 end credits theme. The previous seasons' end credits rock track now replaced with a tinny synthesizer pounding out the melody from the opening credits.
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I agree with your view in the above paragraph about keeping the big questions of the show a mystery. Where there are no answers, there are possibilities.
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